My SO is more like a cat. Sometimes acts happy or kind, when not scratching me. Plenty cute. Tolerates me.
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A Frank Zappa wristwatch.
Plankton’s disguise to steal the secret formula
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Fan Dressed in Banana Costume Harassed by Hardcore Band at Gig: ‘Conform or Get Called Out’English
0·3 months agoBanana bread. Mmmm.
Looks rather like Plankton
Indolent.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When the stars make you drool like-a pasta fazool...
0·5 months agoWhen Little Red Riding Hood
Looks like some scrumptious food,
You’re a werewolf ♬
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•One of my friends glued my deck of cards together....English
0·5 months agoRather than shuffling about the deck, you’re better off cutting the cards. Saves you spades of effort.
Whirring sound of sonic screwdriver
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World News@lemmy.world•Italy suspends defence agreement with IsraelEnglish
0·6 months agoPhilomena?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94
0·6 months agoHe’s decomposing
With flying toasters to match .bmp
Concur. No holes or rat nibbles. If neither microbes nor rodents dig it, its plastic
Eating a medieval pheasant
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
0·8 months agoDon’t be embarrassed or insecure. They probably envy you, getting to dig in with your hands.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Aged care workers charged over alleged dementia patient fight club [2019]English
0·8 months agoI was wondering why these workers don’t look so old
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink
0·8 months agoIf botulist toxins seep under the dish


We all know that theirs is inferior potassium . - Kazakh national anthem, according to Borat