its like your penis. always spraying little spritz’s of liquid every time you flick It about.

they went wild, as in good. like when a dog gets its first taste of ice cream. they go bananas, knocking tables over and smashing into bookshelves to get their prissy little european hands on that tub of ronch

Ok but I have to break the news to you: I know many European people who have gone ape shit when they tried ranch for the first time.

in ireland its called Cool Original

he was gay, gary cooper?

theres nothing normal about that. period.

its the same as pinning a photo of the girl who works at the coffee shop to a pillow and talking to it.

jesus christ, no… it would never cross my mind to pack a carbon monoxide detector

my first thought as well

yeah no its mainly the caffiene. this is why I use coffee as a substitute but not club soda, outta here with that 👉

yeah id say it was unlikely the fediverse chick was reaching out to people in earnest. someone messing w her by sending those messages then directing people toward her irl makes way more sense to me than taking that at face value

yeah im pretty addicted. I like the caffiene and the fizziness. for a few months I switched to coffee but its not fizzy and way harder to port around.

anyway I need to stop drinking this crap

how do we know this?

she’s still out there bro. maybe spam dm every single lemmy user to see if you can reach her

We have the dumbest leaders ever," one person commented. “What a weird thing to be proud of,” a second person added"

this is some concise journalism. they didnt bother to even note if the people they were quoting were posting on twitter or a facebook thread in any way. just said “some dude said this”.

the irish star is a dirt rag tabloid, this isnt a source worth posting. surely other platforms are reporting on this

thats not true.

hope your luck changes. me on the other hand, this person died in africa and this guy met online only needs someone in my country with a bank account to help transfer the money and ill get 150m if I help. I just need to cover some transfer fees first.

yeah fair enough

well, yes. that would be my first guess. you had previously thought that people in jail just didnt like the idea of someone hurting kids? as in they are the avengers of children?

I can think of easily a dozen other bands that there aren’t

marketing

return both the stolen sea shells and raspberry pi and you will avoid prison