How many divisions does the pope have?

I think I can I think I can

They should give them dalek voices

When they killed r/all I nearly left, then when they made the “for you” tab the unswitchable default that was it. I gather they reversed that decision but I’d already deleted my account and I could see the writing on the wall anyway.

The default front-page is now so awful that I never get lost doomscrolling it like I used to. It’s literally like reading a tabloid.

Noooooo, now they’ll never make the Paul blart sci fi reboot we all crave

Is there anything more pathetic than falsely attributing a banal quotation you like to Albert Einstein so people on the internet take it more seriously.

This one’s been doing the rounds for years but there’s a bunch

It’s a (butchered) joke from Peep Show, but I feel it captures the gist of the statement linked to by OP

“aren’t we living in a multicultural democracy, why can’t the minorities and the racists just get along and be respectful of each others’ ideas”

Absolutely pathetic response. I’m less likely to use them now than before I read this

Kissing booths are to prostitution what scratchcards are to gambling

Noob