nope im more femcel

my proof is that ive never been kissed or cuddled or had my hand held

Indeed :3

*sigh* even among femcels, i am still the most femcel ._.

Nah, cornetti are better than croissants.

Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.

cool! ill have to check it out.

im now even more motivated to get all the berries lol

We did, but now we’ve grown up :3

waow thats based

i have two golden berries, i think. i definitely have the winged one, and maybe another.

ive yet to play strawberry jam. it seems like it might be harder than getting all the golden berries? im not sure.

Will they even listen to us?

Hmm. They will. They’ll listen through all of our internet-enabled devices with microphones.

I feel very hopeless about this.

I’m in the US. Honestly, if things keep going like this here, in Canada, and in the EU, I might have to move to Norway or Switzerland or something.

A day may come when I upload my ID, and verify my identity online, but it is not this day.

My clothes have to be positioned just right, and my hair is sooo itchy, it must stay off my face! (Though, I’m willing to suffer for ✨fashion✨).

For human touch, DO NOT TOUCH ME unless i know you and say it’s okay (though, this might be my OCD freeking out about the germs…) I’m so touch-starved though. I need cuddles.

indeed :3

I’ve beaten every level, and I’m working on the goldberries :3

kinky~

Remarkable.

True, but why are they only suing Valve? It’s sus.

For real. I think it ended up being alright, but they sued Valve because of gambling in Counter Strike‽ Like, have they never heard of Overwatch‽

Meanwhile, “Epic” Games profits off of kids who sneak their parents’ credit cards for whatever nonsense is going on in Fortnite, and Roblox is full of predators!

Some people put photos and stuff, and I just don’t get it! Personally, I have a painterly night sky for my background—very soft and well, background-y.

I’ll be taking that, thank you very much!

It’s not just open source and self-hosting. They’re going after Steam because they actually treat their customers well. Despite still not truly owning your games on their, you basically do. As long as Steam is good, gamers won’t forget that services can be good, and we can’t have that, can we?