*imply

And the other half will just die, I guess?

That’s crazy! Florida can’t rebuild itself every year on its own, and it sure isn’t going to take steps to mitigate anything. What will happen to Florida man?

That would be “must’ve”, not “must of”.

A trained armed *imbecilic terrorist group

$300? For less than 3 times that I could by their $700 cooler

I used to experience a lot of negative emotions when I thought about the second ammendment

Would the “celebrity” have a security detail?

Noem

That’s certainly a misremembering of what happened, yes

Thanks! Got to keep that old Bondi Blue going

• Shit on Teslas

That’s what makes me mad, too. That and the genocide.

Much better than in the title. Thank you for posting these everyday!

You’re not not hearing that, anyway

That’s pretty unrealistic. No girl has come close to shooting a president since Ford was in office.

Please don’t. Knowing the caption ahead of the picture often spoils the joke.

Putting the punchline in the title can kill a comic

OK, but I’d like to see some information on depreciation before I make a purchase decision.

Yeah, those Abrahamic religions are messed up

Inconceivable!