Honestly. I kinda expected content creation to be hard … but boy did I I not expect how hard it really is.

Impression is a marketing or social media term that means the video was shown in a feed or a youtube homepage for a user. Doesn’t mean they clicked on it. Just means they were given the recommendation. My thumbnail fighting against every other dopamine click bait thumbnail on the same site. 600 Impressions is basically nothing. Algorithm handles the video very very hesitantly. Chances for this video are not good. Right now sits at 20 views.

That’s the CVV Number, Now I just need the card number. If any popups in your banking app pop up that seem to be transactions of chinese or nigerian businesses , don’t worry. Just hit okay. That’s all part of the process

your memory is cooked. How long? You have about … *checks watch* … about … *checks watch again* … Have you seen the new Mortal Kombat Movie? … wait what were we talking about?

Don’t worry there’s hope. You just have to signup for our deliquifying programm. What’s your credit card number?

It will be over finally. The suffering ends

I’ll make another one about that tomorrow. But I am to lazy to go to my desk now

What are you talking about?

I’m not even using hosted wordpress. I run my own server. I mean open source self hosting alternatives. Static sites are like somewhat opposite to what I do. Feed is the definiton of “not static”. And with running my own server I need cloudflare to cache stuff so traffic won’t overload it.

It’s basicall a shitpost blog with a 24/7 Meme feed.

Wordpress with wp-cli is perfect. I love it

No caching just means the HTML is cached on the edge. It’s bad but it’s not that bad. Nobody can do anything because of lack of tokens or auth cookies. But they can read internal admin pages and sensitive information. You basically have cloudflare in front of your server and when admin pages are cached by cloudflare when somebody logs in, the pages are also cached and everybody can read them.

What is a decent alternative then?

Vibecoding everything from scratch?

Thanks for the encouragement. It wasn’t the first time and it probably won’t be the last. Being stupid is paradoxically the price you pay for getting smart. Learning from your mistakes … like … multiple times…

Time Blocking is a productivity concept. You could optimize your tasks and projects and time block everything.

Oh I got bad news for you. I made whole online brand by merging self-improvement with shitposting. It’s my thing. Sorry

That’s actually the joke. You better believe in meme threads *steps out of the shadows* you are in one.

Thanks for the positive feedback my friend. Made my day

Thanks appreciate the feedback.

Yeah you are right about the singularity video. Could have be a bit more clear about the difference between the web and the internet. And yes I don’t think they would have been able to stop it either. But they certainly would have tried :D

thanks for the kind words :)

I got told shorts is the way a hundred times. Then I actually started doing high production quality shorts. Even though I really love making them, they don’t get much traction either. lol … you are totally right it is a labor of love

I’m totally not a virus. I’m just a toaster. trust me bro.

no but seriously. my website does not do shady things. ToasterBotnet is just a funny name. I’m not out there hacking toasters or something. Just making videos and shitposting memes.

It’s not just one video. Content Creation is brutal out here.

But here is the latest one, since you asked :)

https://youtu.be/Q0bCywYUGs4?is=StQoAxkOg1FQZYXG