Amish 2: Analog Boogaloo

Oh baby we way past double

She voted for Trump in 2016, and his first four years seemed steady, so she voted for him again in 2020.

Yup, COVID was real steady

How would a pomaceous connoisseur such as yourself explain the difference between sour and tart to an uncouth swine such as myself?

Beef patty with pepperoni and mozzarella. No coco bread tho

Knitting. I just don’t have the coordination

And y’all thought Captain Hook was overreacting

Wait, what?

Olives have compounds similar to catnip. My cat can’t leave discarded olive seeds alone

How’d it turn out?

TIL swim bladders from fish are used in the production of some alcoholic beverages. Thanks!

It doesn’t make you sick when you eat meat after not eating it for a few years?

It’s not often we get a chance to tell a billionaire to go fuck themself. This was one of those rare chances and Sheeran fumbled the ball.

The Left and the Right want the same thing.

But also:

I’m a Republican, and in nine months of advocating for safer streets, I have yet to meet another one.

Serious request: I don’t have any background in political science. Can someone help me work through this hypothetical situation?

Blue politicians call for a general strike to protest the activities of the Trump administration. Let’s assume everyone in the country knows about it.

In which states does it actually happen? What industries are most impacted? What percentage of the adult population in those states takes part? How long does it last? What does Trump do in retaliation to those states? Is it effective?

They’re using this to test how long Americans will tolerate having a clearly dead person hold elected office for when Trump finally farts himself to death

Another great solve for the legendary Sherlock Hound

My spouse likes to remind me that I’m one bad lab accident away from becoming a super villain. He’s not wrong.

As a woman who’s had limited access to pockets for most of her life, why would anyone willingly choose to give up proper pants storage? Clearly, these men don’t realize how privileged their existence has been.

Can I call dibs?