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When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
I love some geez whiz on my crackers
Yup. When I was younger, it made me mad, I thought older people wrote me off as dumb. Now that I’m older, I understand it’s really just having different needs, goals, and experiences. You can be really smart and wise, have deep comprehension of things around you, but still be out of “sync” with people in different age brackets. It’s not just dating either - friendships, working relationships, time with family members, etc.
It’s not monolithic, just what I’ve noticed.
0·19 days agoah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them
ouhhh this is a good one
SHINJI
NOOO
SHINJI
DONT DO IT
SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO
DONT DO IT
SHINJIIIII
“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…
Fake: you can’t actually read in your dreams
Bless his coming and his going
“Jaymie tests if curses are real”
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
Ok but like what if they just relaxed and said it
I, unironically, would like to try this
YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY
YOU DONE GOOFED
(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)
Wifi router? You mean when my wife tells me which route to take? Perhaps this is what they mean by wifi (WIFE) sickness!