And his dick is on the side of his thigh

From what I saw on reddit, the ads aren’t there but a whole bunch of tracking is

If you shoot the plane, they all have parachutes

I can only count to four

I went to a website on desktop (android central dot com) that popped something like that up when I moved my mouse out of the content in the window. So annoying.

eventually Podcasts will end up behind the paywalls.

It already sort of happens. For a while, a couple podcasts I used to listen to went behind a paywall as Spotify exclusives. I guess I don’t know for sure if they required a Spotify subscription, but since I didn’t want to install an app just to listen to two or three podcasts, it might as well have been a paywall.

My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

That’s probably more of an uncle joke

Edit: according to her blog she has a masters in English from Harvard.

Wait, I thought the republicans hated ivy league educated elites

Died how he lived, a pain in the neck.

The car rental place is further away from me than the grocery store.

21 states plus DC require permits. You carry in public without a permit? Criminal charges.

Same. Every once in a while, it won’t load and I have a moment of panic, but so far, it’s still going strong. The only issue I have is that I can’t make single image posts because reddit doesn’t use the same api that it did when boost stopped development.

It’s boost for reddit, which has been abandoned, not boost for lemmy, which is still active

I tried one at a brewery once, it had a creamy white dill sauce, pickles and mozzarella. It tasted really good, but what really made it was the dill dough.

RIP Admiral Kuznetsov, you’ll always be on fire in my heart

I have a wemo plug and with how flaky the thing has been the last few months, I assumed it was deprecated a long time ago.

He’s in section 104, row d, seat 3. You just have to zoom in really close to see him.

If you park it on shitty pavement, it disappears

The gas station I prefer has a mute button labeled on the pumps. Their ads are also less annoying because it’s mostly just promos for stuff in store.