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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Sounds logical to me

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Sounds logical to me

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Triasha@lemmy.world
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    Logical enough. I did nearly the same thing.

    Hooked up with a couple. Was more attracted to the girlfriend even though boyfriend was more enthusiastic and attentive in bed.

    I’m lesbian.

    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      Friend of mine (m) and his then gf had a threesome with a woman and both him and his gf realised they were gay during that threesome.

      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        sounds like the hook for a movie

  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    fake and gay

    • lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip
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      fake: op is gay

      gay: op is gay

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    I mean, you did a gay thing, but only to try it. I smoked pot a few times, didn’t care for it. Don’t smoke pot and haven’t in years and years. I am not a pothead.

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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      How many marijuanas did you smoke those few times? You might die one day.

      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        All of them.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Totally a pothead. /s

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You are addicted to the pot now

  • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    • Fetus@lemmy.world
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      You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

      • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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        Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

          • vanderbilt@lemmy.world
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            Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

            • Fetus@lemmy.world
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              I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.

          • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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            True! And what a way to find out you’re into pegging.

          • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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            Pegging doesn’t feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I’m not gay.

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

      • untorquer@lemmy.world
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        You need to do it regularly for several months at least to really understand the culture and determine if it’s right for you.

    • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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      -Command "(gc above image text) -replace ‘broccoli’, ‘murder’

      • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works
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        I mean, it’s still accurate as to whether you like performing murder. You might not like murder as an idea or as a thing that people do, but until you try a murder, you don’t know whether you will enjoy the act of murdering.

        • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone
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          Oh fuck now I’m confused. I don’t know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.

          Ohhhh I think I have a plan…

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    This is logical and healthy imo. To be straight does not have to mean absolutely hating any sort of gay sex, just not being into it. I think that society makes as believe that straight means the absolute opposite of gay, when really all sexual preferences are one big spectrum and you can be a straight man who is willing to try gay things but not enjoying them.

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    An ex (casual) once told me about her ex that “He needed to suck enough dicks to realize that it wasn’t for him.” A little on the crass side, maybe, but she wasn’t judging him for it and it’s perfectly valid. We’ve only got one life to live and not experimenting with one’s sexuality, if so inclined, is kinda silly.

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve read all of the comments, at this point, and absolutely no one is actually replying to the question OOP posed. It’s impossible to get a straight answer out of any of you.

    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Glad I slogged through that until I got to the pun. Nice work!

    • Triasha@lemmy.world
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      Is that a joke?

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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  • emberinmoss@sh.itjust.works
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    I support your journey wherever it takes you.

    • ksigley@lemm.ee
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      That’s the spirit.

  • arotrios@lemmy.world
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    If I snap my fingers, you will forget that you were ever gay…

  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stinky? Try again with a good bottom who does their prep work first.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      It could be man smell and not ass smell

      • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        True. I like a moderately musky guy, so that one didn’t occur to me.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Yeah as someone not into guys it’s a powerful and unpleasant smell in a very different way. Like when you’re eating something you very much dislike but understand others might love it. This is contrasted to the butt smell where yes some people are into that, but it’s because they’re freaks

          • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Like when you’re eating something you very much dislike but understand others might love it.

            Man-stink is like Brussels sprout?

            • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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              No because you’d have to be insane to not love Brussels sprouts /s

    • MTK@lemmy.world
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      Idk, even good prep can end up with some smell, it is what it is. But let’s be real, all sexual acts can have smells, we are smelly creatures.

      Oral can definitely be a bit stinky, but that is just human nature.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I think it’s valid either way. “I’m not attracted to men, thus I’m straight” is as valid as “tried it, didn’t like it, thus I’m straight”

    And works the other way around too, I imagine many people who define themselves gay have had romantic or sexual experiences with the opposite sex, but didn’t like it.

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      Agreed. I’ve kissed two boys as like dares but didn’t like it and I can acknowledge a guy is hot without being turned on by them so I think I’m comfortably on the straight side of the spectrum.

  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    If a man had sex with a woman, then proceeded to have copious amounts of sex with other men and never with a woman again, would you call him straight?

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Depends, is he in jail?

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      I’d call him straight away.

      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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        Tee-hee.

      • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone
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        An actual LOL from me, thanks.

    • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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      Id ask him.

  • glitches_brew@lemmy.world
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    Counter argument:

    There are two vegetables, broccoli and carrots.

    Some people have only eaten carrots and proclaimed themselves as carrot lovers.

    Some people have only eaten broccoli and are broccoli lovers.

    Some people have tried both and like both or like one or the other.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    The twist: OP was ace the whole time.

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    Fake: Anon fucks a woman and decides he is gay

    Gay: Anon fucks a man and decides he is not gay

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