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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

At this point I think I would

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At this point I think I would

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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Shit, if I had enough filament, I’d 3D print a house.

    Be better if I had one of them concrete printers, used for actually printing houses tho.

    • dev_null@lemmy.ml
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      Except building the concrete structure is the easiest and fastest part of building a house anyway. Not that concrete printing is not helpful, it is, but with a task that’s a minor part of building a house anyway.

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    That’s MY HOUSE you bookstack! You thieving oil barrel! I was IN THAT HOUSE. I STILL AM. Put us down and LET ME OUT. Where is the exit??

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    I just bought a house. It costs me an arm and a leg. I’ll have to pay about 13 years until it is paid off. I would so download it instead, if I could.

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    You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

    • AreaKode@lemmy.world
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      Nah. It would just power up and have no data connection. Unless you bought it in Israel…

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        Damn, this comment blew up unexpectedly

    • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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      It’s 50/50.

    • 🅑🅡🅨 🅢🅜🅘@lemmy.world
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      When I was young we downloaded cars, and burned our houses to CD-R.

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    I totally would.

    Problem is, too many greedy people would hook up so many storage drives to download thousands of houses that my house would not have any space left on earth to place it once it is finally finished downloading.

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      If the outlet has an earth ground and you left the USB plugged in long enough, you would eventually download the earth, then it’s just copy, paste you got your own earth.

      • 🅑🅡🅨 🅢🅜🅘@lemmy.world
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        What’s the keyboard shortcut again?

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        I want the version with all the African fjords.

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    I would if I could

    • FriendBesto@lemmy.ml
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      Maybe she might like it.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    thumb stick: “Face-down ass-up Apple Bottom.”

    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      The boot drive with the fur (with the fur)

  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    For safety, never plug an unknown USB drive into your house.

    • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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      My house got hacked when I did this once.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        At least use protection mine got a hell of an STI.

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        The ransomware turned by house into an Escher painting.

        Jokes on them, I’m into it.

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      I just tried it and now my front door won’t lock.

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        And I got your feet pics

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          Got dang son of a gun

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    I would absolutely download a house.

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    No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

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    Stop right there, criminal scum

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    the fuck i would download a house, are you kidding me?

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    They know the minute we can they are cooked

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    I’d download a house or a car in a heartbeat, and never feel the tiniest inkling of guilt.

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    Now I wonder what would happen if you put a USB killer into one of these.

    • Khanzarate@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure it’d fry the power supply. Thats my first bet, is that it wouldn’t even get through it.

      If it did pass through, it could fry your electronics. A USB killer is a short pulse, and not at all strong compared to main, so I expect that it’d act more like if a neutral was floating, than an actual surge at the voltage a USB killer usually gets to.

      No idea for sure though and I’m not an electrician.

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