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The sound of children playing in the woods.
Mate I felt a genuine chill
A fox calling at night is terrifying
Full sunlight filling the sky. Unless you’re in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.
Turns out you slept way too long and your clock stopped at 3 .
Jahovah’s Witness knocking on your door
The ice cream trucks around here switched to playing pop songs :/
That seems like a poor choice.
used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night… he got a lot of drunken business
Bet you he was selling weed too
“I’ll take a fudge pop with extra mint, please!”
That’s probably why there’s an ice cream truck around me even during the winter. I’d want to confirm first otherwise it would be a rather awkward interaction.
My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.
He got any burritos in that truck?
Genius
Sweet Tooth will have his revenge.
The sun
Visit northern country in summer like Norway, Sweden, Finland or Iceland. Its quite tranquil actually.
Someone digging a hole in their yard.
Look, 3am is the only time I get to work on my garden.
“What are you doing?!?”
“I’m burying you”
“ I’m alive Brennan, I’m alive!”
“You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!”
Says you, I’ll take 3am ice cream any day
It’s going to be served by a white faced clown holding a red balloon.
And free entertainment? You don’t need to sell me any more dude, I already said yes
Had the ice cream truck roll through at like 10:15PM the other night and yeah it was weird.
Looking into my two year old bed and seeing that he’s staring at me, awake but without a word.
Swimming in my neighbour’s pool
♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪
Kids getting home from school
Your phone ringing.
AI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee
I dread calls at work more than anything in life.
Just send a fucking email.
That’s always terrifying
You know, in most areas it’s illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that’s just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There’s no law that says you can’t wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.
