Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face.

You should also keep him away from wine bottles.

Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.

There’s your dope pope.

JD after sunset

Never noticed how long his face really is. Feels like looking at my own thumb.

Thanks. I didn’t know there was a real band called “The Pipi Pickers” and I might have lived on happily without that knowledge.

What an Oblivion mountain lion actually looked like

How do the crows avoid getting acid into their eyes?

At least his eyes aren’t inside his mouth. o_o

Huh, I never noticed the toilet on a chess board.

EZPZ. Doesn’t cost a dime.

And that’s how I met your mother.

Pants down and you could be donating your own turds to the park. Equilibrium restored.

It would be more unsettling to see people enter, but never leave.

Nice animation, but their burgers, at least around here, are atrocious. Really the worst of the worst.

There’s nothing very special about him, apart from his looks. I’d argue he peaked in “My so-called life.”

This reminds me of that terrific quote from “The Internet’s Own Boy”: “Aaron [Swartz] thought he could change the world just by explaining the world very clearly to people.”
What he possibly didn’t understand was that the people in power are, indeed, perfectly able to understand the facts, but they can and will simply refuse to do so. Or, as Karl Deutsch once put it so succinctly, and I’m paraphrasing here: “Power means not having to listen.”

They are also single frigging cells. Yet, they have nothing on the largest unicellular organisms, size-wise.