Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Honestly, of all the things he’s doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he’s not healthy.
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We have one, it’s called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.
At least it’s better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I’ve never heard of this before
It was done as a matter of course by essentially every president before Trump. I think the tradition stretches back to Truman, after FDR died in office.
Biden, Obama, W, Clinton, and HW all did so. Not sure about Regan, whose Alzheimer’s was hidden at the end.
Yes it was pretty standard before trump. Also releasing your tax records. Orange man is an exception to reasonable norms
Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
He’s a 7 on the Bristol scale.
results of his physical aren’t immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
More taxpayer-funded McDonald’s orders please.
the president and their family are actually responsible for their own grocery bill… and that would include ‘take out’.
we should get him an all-you-can-eat-lifetime-subscription to McDonalds Hamberders.
Pretty sure if he eats himself into the grave, we can’t be called assassins.
