A thin layer of butter to separate the bread and peanut butter is the secret creamy ingredient to reduce the sticky, globby mouthfeel of peanut butter and reduce the need for drink nearby.

My personal favorite ingredient is banana.

Just to reframe it:

1 Trillion = 1,000,000 Million. 1 Million Million. 1 Million².

If you’re a millionaire, why haven’t you just done it a million more times?

Linux experience:

What really is a virus? Software is software, bro 🤷‍♂️

“My husband votes conservative for the both of us. A woman’s place is serving God and her husband, not having a right to an opinion.”

-Conservative women, probably

This was a trend in PC building back in the early-mid 2010s but seems to have lost momentum around 2017/2018

From what I recall, it stopped being a fad because outside of the cool factor, it was found to be horribly inefficient (cost/performance) at actually cooling the computer compared to air or water cooling.

Reminds me of the opening rift to Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here, based off your recording. Doesn’t quite feature the grunginess you mention.

https://youtu.be/K6qj09OHvjw

Pretty sure those cowardly fucks said if they kept their guns they would step in against tyranny.

It’s not tyranny to them if they’re in the Kool Klub.

Love the progress you guys have been making down there. We came close to electing an Independent for senator this past year, but we’re also fighting with our Governor and Surgeon General over a medical marijuana bill that passed the overwhelming majority of voters this past year yet they don’t want to support nor acknowledge. Our farmers are feeling the heat from the economic situation. I think if there’s any time to see Nebraska start to shed its fierce loyalty to Husker Red (Husker White isn’t so bad, is it?), we’ll see it happen very soon.

One can only hope.

As a Nebraskan, we’re actually on the verge of losing our Blue representation. We’re one of two states that split our electrical vote, one district goes blue and the other two go red. Our governor has had a huge push this last year to change to winner-take-all, which would effectively silence the majority population of the state that lives within the blue district for the Conservative Values of the rest of the State.

Has she even told Our Great President thank you?!

Tis I, your cousin, Cheesius Pizzius!

So if Microshaft is going to install these products automatically with my copy of Windows, the tools are free to use, right?

I may finally pull the plug on my full conversation to Linux this or next year. I already dual-boot and have been a single inconvenience away from kicking Windows Spyware Edition to the curb, anyways.

Similar to “Internet hacker Anonymous”. The media needs somewhere to place blame, so here’s a fishing net.

I work in pharmacy and casually joke about being a legal drug dealer all of the time.

Not all drugs are street drugs!

Friendly N*ggahood Spiderman

-Miles Morales, probably

As someone who recently had to quit cold turkey from being a heavy daily user due to job change and a drug test (I had 6 weeks to be clean), I can confirm that physical withdrawal symptoms exist and are not pleasant. Includes night sweats turning into nightmares, upset stomach with loose stools, and loss of appetite. Lots of warm baths to combat the fatigue of withdrawal. Heightened paranoia due to the situation.

Would not recommend. If you’re a heavy user and need to stop/T-break, taper down first, or work with a mental health provider.

Remember when 4chan was good?

4chan was never good.

Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning as normal above expectations.

They’ve been added to the group chat

Buttery males?!