Looks like it’s from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
I didn’t even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it “Zac” is cunt too probably
AKA, The Daily Heil
Fucking transgender bicycle sandwiches!
Do “woke fillings” contain trans fats?
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Funny how avocado- a staple in Mexican food- end up being a woke ingredient. I can’t stand guacamole but it’s a damn site more popular than stuff sliced on a peice of toast
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It’s the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.
My guess is it isn’t old people themselves being mad, but the media trying to make them hate young people so they vote conservative. They’re more likely to vote conservative if they have am enemy who’s taking over that they hate.
Yeah, I can see that being the case. Always gotta have an out group to hate if you’re conservative. It reminds me of the whole “People don’t want to work!” nonsense. I saw a post once that collected pictures of newspaper articles going back to the 1800s that all complained about “the kids these days” being lazy and not wanting to work. Any one of them could have been written today. I guess the tactic of focusing people’s ire has been working for quite a long time.
Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn’t it?
Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of ‘fancy’ fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
Better than incontinental cheese.
Ah, American cheese. Or maybe a Monterrey Jack
Woke really does just mean “anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings”. I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be “woke”.
What I love about how the term got defined in court by Desantis is that it is something that recognizes systemic wrong doing within our government practices. Thus anyone who believes our schools are to woke, are thus being woke. Anyone who believes our borders have not been addressed properly, are in fact woke. Trump is woke unless he believes all of our governmental practices are and were perfect before he enters office.
The woke filling that they are talking about is chicken. It’s woke because it’s low in fat.
I wish I was making this up but that’s what the article says.
