I don’t understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Oh, we’re half way there
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
Take my popemobile, we’ll make it, I swear
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
*almost 3 days.
They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul
I too view memes only through a class struggle lens
According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days ago
You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them
Check the news
Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name
Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died
Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal
I have no idea what a brain rot animal is, but somehow I agree
Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”
Pope: “At least you didn’t have to meet JD Vance.”
“Ugh. Rather be crucified.”
Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?
Yup. Same
Guess so! Right there with you myself!
I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.
I suggest Zendaya.
Have anyone of color in a movie role and people get all worked up on “wokeness”, let’s see what a black pope would do.
I usually say fuck the pope but I don’t know what to do with the feelings of a zendaya pope.
It wouldn’t be the first time a Pope had 2 young strong males kissing in front of them at their arousal.
Memes are a direct line to reality. I saw it last night first on Imgur, took a few mins to hit other places.
What a magical coincidence!
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
