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Some say they’re still not pooping to this very day…
I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.
I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.
Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.
He’s a soldier going to the field for training. I’d bet my next check on it.
Someone ordered a Cleveland Steamer.
I was there man.
So was I.
Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔I remember it but I don’t remember the ending
OP commented cheerfully on all the memes about him, but still refused to elaborate. Then he disappeared for the week, as expected. I can’t remember for sure, but I thought I recalled him returning briefly asking for advice on dealing with severe constipation, getting annoyed that everyone still only wanted to talk about how his week went and what the hell this was all about, and then he disappeared for good. I assume he’s likely still around under a new identity and he just sighs and clicks away every time this is brought up again.
Feels like it was only yesterday
Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?
Some of them have ass flaps.
yeah but then there won’t be appropriate structural support for a dragon with a fat ass to have a tail you can swing around like a feather boa for 27 years they been doing it now. [edit: swear to your god 27 years that fursuit survived]
i had to climb out through the neck because i was a dipshit and made it that way
i’m starting to realize why the other high school kids assumed things i just like making art okay
Which are exclusively for the convenience of using a restroom when necessary and absolutely no other reason. None.
(most) Fursuits are way too expensive to muck up with biological matters. I think the fursuiters I know would smile, close their eyes, and gently pat you for your joke, only to grow aghast as they realize the reality of the suggestion of something that could fuck with their gigantic investment.
I remember it
I still wanna know the reason…
Pooping on toilet that wasn’t my own was a huuuuuuuuuuge problem until I ended up in the military… the first two weeks sucked but then you kinda just surrender and let the poooop flow. Nowadays it’s more of a convenience to poop on my own porcelain throne.
I think someone speculated that it aligned with a religious pilgrimage trip that had a lot of similarities.
Hajj? That was my guess too. The timing lines up
Oh, I think this is a post of a home-shitter ( someone who only shits at home, not at someone else’s home, not in public toilets and definitively not in nature ) who tries to go on a multi-day travel. Rather a than getting over his mental block, he tries to prep his body to not shit for 3 days.
Poor soul.
have had IBS my whole life. hearing people say this is like hearing people say they only breathe at home. they just. hold their breath. until they get back. Shit WILL exit my body when I’m away from home and I generally prefer it to be in a toilet.
i’m at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it’s been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol
A Poop one a week is totaly fine but if you’re unsuccessfully trying for a bowel movement/poop for 3 hours something’s not right. A more fiber richt diet might help. Also drinking enough water helps. Mabe get something like a squatty-potty or channel your inner rat king.
Recent study says good = around 4 to 21 times a week. https://www.sciencealert.com/your-poop-schedule-says-a-lot-about-your-overall-health-study-reveals
Twice a week is considered constipation.
So I did a little more reading you’re and you are right. Most sources that I found say 3x/day - 3x/Week is the usual range. More important is the Bistrol stool scale, I mean if you are having a poop once every 4-5 days but the consistency is a perfect 3-4 I dont see any harm in that. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale)
Sources I checkdd
- https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuhlgang
- https://www.aok.de/pk/magazin/koerper-psyche/verdauungssystem/wie-oft-stuhlgang-am-tag-normal-ist-und-wie-man-stuhlproblemen-vorbeugt/
- https://www.aok.de/pk/magazin/familie/baby-kleinkind/stuhlgang-bei-babys-was-ist-normal-und-was-grund-zur-sorge/ (that last one though is about baby-poop)
I used to be a home shitter, i used to even be a home pisser at school age, but then i started drinking a healthy amount of water.
I am so so glad i’ve gotten over the mental block.
Or someone engaging in three days of hardcore anal.
