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DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

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When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • nore {she/her}@sh.itjust.works
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    Portuguese: 1 (um)

    • Homosexual sapiens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Is this this case in Brasil? In european portuguese your lips don’t touch for um

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What if I say “um” somewhere because I lost my place?

    • Flagstaff@programming.dev
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      Then it’s your fault for not saying “uh” instead!

  • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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    Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百

    • YICHM@lemmy.world
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      八

      • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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        Empat

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    until 1 million what?

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Preventable deaths from covid. Which is where we got when trump REFUSED to take any action for the health of this countries citizens.

      In Ohio we have/had Mike DeWine as govenor. Now, DeWine is a republican. And if covid never happened, I wouldn’t like DeWine in any way. I don’t agree with his politics. I don’t agree with his policies. In general I don’t support him.

      However, for the duration of covid, he listened to health experts. He put in place safety regulations and lockdowns designed to help every single citizen in the face of an at the time uncurable deadly pandemic.

      He put aside his ego. He put aside his political party. He put aside all the bullshit and did what was right WHILE HIS OWN PARTY MEMBERS THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR IT.

      For that, I have to begrudgingly respect him for what he did. He put the human first at the cost of his own career.

      Meanwhile, trump let 1 million plus people die, and shrugged.

      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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        :(

        I had coworkers that died… working at a hospital during that time was a nightmare

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        Same with Cuomo in NYC. Can’t stand the guy, but he took covid as seriously as Fauci suggested. It was rough, since the first hot spot was in Mount Vernon and we didn’t know much about it at first. Nevertheless, people bitched and moaned about lost business while refrigerated trucks full of corpses were lining the streets.

      • Hack3900@lemy.lol
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        Is that when your lips touched?

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    !remindme sixty years when i confirm

    • Schlemmy@lemmy.ml
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      We do miss that bot here.

      • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        there was this one but it had to be whitelisted and i didnt want to spam so i just faked it :)

        https://github.com/PangoraWeb/remindme-bot

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    Mine touch at pebenty peben.

  • hihi24522@lemm.ee
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    一 二 三 四 五 六 七 八

    8 “ba”

    是的,我是美国人。我的文法很不好。

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    And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

  • KammicRelief@lemmy.world
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    One point five… d’oh!

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      π

  • Whulum@lemm.ee
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    Oh shiiit thats trippy!

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    Un deux trois… Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

    … Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it’s soixante-dix 😂)

    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
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      How to say 90 in Swiss French? In French French the (40x2+10) way drives me crazy

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        technically, 4x20+10?

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          Yep right

      • Hack3900@lemy.lol
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        Nonante!
        And 80 is octante or huitante depending on the region
        It is a little simpler than this base20 thing lol

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      [OFF TOPIC]

      TIL there are italic emojis. 🏠

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    Three, two, one, zero, minus one.

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    deleted by creator

  • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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    Huh. Same in Dutch!

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Not in German tho. Sieben

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    Joke’s on you, I’m Roman.
    My lips already touch at 𝕄.

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