I think she’s a keeper
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
Damn… Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
Energy efficiency. It’s no crime to care about global warming 🧐
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
Bacon abuse is a crime.
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because you’re suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
future ex- wife
ftfy
You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
I’d assume if you care about global warming you’d also avoid eating meat. Maybe more important for beef than bacon though. Anyway, I interrupted your chewing, please continue!
Fry it all on the same pan.
No no no. In this case it was a crime against the memory of that pig.
I think this might be an exception…
I’ll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again
Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
In that case I agree, def. a keeper.
I think you meant to type “in this case, it is!” but your typey sticks got a bit wayward and hit the wrong buttons. Happy to help :)
Red flag.
I hope you call your girlfriend BB from now on. Not because it is a bastardization of “Baby” but because it is short for boiled bacon.
We shall cook these items in the light of the sun. -Human girlfriend
Are you certain she likes you?
I’m sorry for your loss.
May it find flavor in the afterlife🙏
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
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I’ll be hung until dead promptly in the A.M.
… and then you’ll be boiled. For breakfast.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
Did she boil the fucking bacon? Is that how it came out that way? I don’t know it’s weird. I mean hard-boiled eggs just do that sometimes but what the fuck. It’s not hard to throw it in a frying pan. My fiance bakes it which is… Fine…
Yes, all cooked in the same pot at the same time as the eggs :>
Call ICE on her. If she’s white, tell them she’s irish. They don’t count as white again, so she’ll get sent to Venezuela where she might learn something about cooking. It might be cooking meth, but that’s still preferable to whatever that atrocity in the picture is.
I’d be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I’d eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I’d offer to teach them to cook. We aren’t born knowing how, it’s a learned skill.
Is she… English?!
Our bacon is way better than that shit you philistine.
British food may get a bad rep, but if there’s one thing we know it’s a fucking fry up.
Fuck off. No English plate has seen bacon and eggs that grim.
Ooooh the breakfast horrors at my hotel in Paignton.
Can’t be, no beans.
How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
She shouldn’t have
But really…
Just Boiled Bacon 😧
