For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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      Just don’t blow out your brains. Leave some food for the rest of us.

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    Probably start eating brains. Too close to a major population center to think I’d get out and away without being bitten at least once or twice.

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    Assuming i had prepared a few weeks of instant noodle and food and cat food, and the zombie are just evolved rabies that’s also slow, just don’t open my front gate, stay indoor with my cats and lock my front door. They’re not gonna breach my window because of grille. Wait a week or so before going out. My home is in a residential area that’s quite far away from the city, so i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.

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        In my country, people stay at home and wear mask when outside just fine, vaccination is going as smooth as one can expect from in time of global crisis. Not to mention this is an imaginary crisis of zombie apocalypse, people will stay at home after seeing what it do. Are you sure it’s not just your countrymen that’s the issue?

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              My point is that the world is full of stupid people and in a zombie apocalypse, a lot of them would become zombies. If you’re in one of the places where everyone skips the apocalypse by using common sense, that’s great. You and yours may be the best of us.

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    2 months ago

    Zombies?

    Look around. We’re in an apocalypse right now.

    You need zombies to make it real?

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    I’m not telling you my plan zombie, but rest assured, once you’re defeated, we’ll all get taken out by some zombie-denier anyways.

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    As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it’s zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it’s not like I’m going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.

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    Once we start to hear about the zombie outbreak I will go door to door on my street and form a militia. Arm everyone with pike and spear to fight and practice fighting in formation. Picks and shovels to make earth barriers and spikes to slow and funnel the zombies.