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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • Wilco@lemm.ee
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    9 hours ago

    The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.

    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 hours ago

      well it was a really convenient, common and free cocaine spoon… and available everywhere… it became kinda a thing, so mcdonald’s made their stirrers flat….

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    But what if your spoon is too big?

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      9 hours ago

      What if it’s rusty?

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Better than a bleeding anus.

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10 hours ago

        For the love of God.

  • nocklobster@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Had no idea PCP is an animal tranquilizer.

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      4 hours ago

      Like ketamine, PCP was developed as a safer alternative to morphine in anaesthesia. Also like ketamine, that didn’t really work out well

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      10 hours ago

      Did you know it comes in gallons?

      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        9 hours ago

        Thought it was going to be this story

        Incidentally that series also has an episode with Trevor Moore

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          9 hours ago

          Both of those were awesome, thank you.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I remember those stupid things. The junk drawer in my childhood home had roughly 70 of them at any given time.

    • Sebbe@lemmy.sebbem.se
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      16 hours ago

      I read that as junkie drawer first. Figured you were a really well prepared drug addict.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        A little little treat (they were able to hold like 2 drops).

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Spooooon

  • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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    17 hours ago

    Oh, i thought they where used because the would hold pretty much exactly 1g of coke so dealers used them?

    • kandoh@reddthat.com
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      8 hours ago

      The amount they held was perfect for one sniff. Now days you need to use a house key.

    • exixx@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

    • Zenith@lemm.ee
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      17 hours ago

      They do call them coke spooks in the very first sentence of the second paragraph

      I loved them as a kid, I was sad they got rid of them, but I never used them for coke lol

  • nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Mandela effect spoons!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    18 hours ago

    I finally understand!

    The Tick: SPOOON!

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    18 hours ago

    Oh god, that last sentence actually made me laugh.

    Imagine being in the business of manufacturing cocaine spoons, and McDonald’s starts just giving them away.

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