Suck my entire dick. Y’all wrong.
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That’s the last satisfying bite!
yeah, but how are you going to suck all the ice cream out the bottom of the cone with that giant piece of chocolate in the way?
I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand…
Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though…
It could be significantly smaller and still achieve that. Many people wouldn’t like that though (I actually would like a better cone to chocolate ratio).
You’re supposed to eat the tip first and suck the ice cream out of the cone through the hole in the bottom.
It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.
This
Eat least, I think that’s why it’s there, but that makes sense
Also, it’s nice, a nice last piece of chocolate, what are people complaining about?
You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don’t give a flying fuck about the whole subject.
Just eat a different ice cream instead of “petitioning” Cornetto.
Also, if Cornetto did remove the chocolate, that person would probably have to go into hiding.
I don’t think there’s a hole deep enough to keep them safe.
That’s the treat for finishing the whole cone!
Hold it at the bottom and it gets all melty too 🤤
I mean you’re just objectively wrong then 🤷
Yup, the committee met so it’s official, OP is objectively wrong.
That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.
That’s almost the best part. Some actually have the waffle part entirely coated in chocolate to prevent it getting soggy. Plus thin layer of chocolate plays nice with the vanilla or strawberry inside.
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Always felt like a feature. The coating and plug always seemed neat. Maybe one lined and plugged with caramel might work, i dunno. I can’t think of alternative options for cheap ice cream treats so the concern has validity.
Not caramel; butterscotch. That stuff can be made to harden the same way the chocolate coating does.
That, or a toffee maybe. Still, that’s starting to fall into niche market territory that the cheap sundae cone manufacturer’s aren’t about to be capturing.
It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.
These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you’re even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it’s an elegant solution to the issue.
When I was a child it was a trend to bite the bottom off first. Only works if you can eat the rest really fast!
I used to eat about a third off the top, bite off the bottom, then suck the rest out through the hole. Then you had a nice soft chocolate wafer with a bit of ice cream coating it left.
I smell a new Tik Tok challenge coming!
It also serves as a plug
Yep, time for some sleep. My brain just auto inserted “butt”.
Be careful about what you auto insert.
Especially right before bed. You never know where it might end up in the morning.
Give it to me then. I’ll eat them the same way I eat your left over pizza crust and shrimp tails. 😤
I can understand the crust, I eat it myself, but the full shrimp tails?
Okay, I’ll eat shrimp tails sometimes, hell I eat the end of chicken bones until they get all splintery
But you say leftover… Do you just like, pop a handful in your mouth one by one? And is this something that’s surprisingly satisfying, or just ok?
It’s mostly just a vessel for cocktail sauce. It’s still shrimpy enough, not as satisfying as the meat but still good if you don’t mind the crunchiness. As a kid, my parents didn’t eat the tails and I would take them (and the parsley used for garnish) and eat it because it was still good.
Just use better quality chocolate
And skip the ice cream and cone.
This is one of those litmus tests that can be used to instantly tell if a person is a human or a lizard-person.
Fuck now I want a cornet. Also OP your take is so unimaginably objectively wrong that you should please cease be.
