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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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      Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”

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        Am I?

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      User name does not check out.

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        It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

        Or, you know some other gay shit…

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          Or, you know some other gay shit

          Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

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            Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What’s your point?

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              You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.

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      That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

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      Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.

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    I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.

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    I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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      Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

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