I said what what!
First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.
What’s next ? more gas burning cars on the road?
Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days
Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?
A bit late to be an earphone cargo cult
chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks
Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!
Juma, you wouldn’t get it darling it’s called fashion

Only a matter of time.
We’re legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr
Oh shit. There goes the planet!
… which is the style at the time…”
For those saying Figure or it didn’t happen, from the paper

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Juma a freak
Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit
It is with Juma
That’s one chimp’s kink, not a trend.
Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.
A couple others tried, but it’s Juma’s thing
“Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study.”
So apparently it wasn’t just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol
Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way
“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”
-Bobo the Chimp
Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.
Your brown-eye lid 😜
So you’re saying we’re basically chimps.
why is it always butt stuff with chimps?
It’s cash, ass or grass. Two out of three ain’t bad.










