Inside of you there are two Trois…

(But only one Mr. Homn. I mean, he’s a big guy and there’s only so much room in each of us.)

“HELLO CLEVELAND ALPHA-SIX!”

Here’s an archive.ph link, maybe that will work better: http://archive.today/2025.05.14-174804/https://www.binghamton.edu/news/story/5547/do-your-fingers-wrinkle-the-same-way-every-time-youre-in-the-water-too-long-new-research-says-yes

Look, no one should be surprised – Palpatine was talking about Project Order 66 since he started running for senator!

Exactly!

Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw?!

My Uncle John would do that. He was my mother’s brother though…

“Dead by stardate 5928.5! Dead by stardate 5928.5!”

“It’s just a matter of time before she discovers I’m only an emergency hologram…”

AI: The grift that became a cult.

The paperboy that tossed that old-timey newspaper has one HELL of an arm!

Oh look, the workers built a statue of Elon:

Welcome back, Stamets!

Hmm, could be the whipped cream from an Irish coffee 😋

Cat Venom?

Well, as long as it’s near the bowling alley.

If an administration can threaten liberal institutions today, he argued, “what would stop a leftist administration from targeting churches and synagogues tomorrow?”

There will be no leftest administration. That’s the GOP plan, fool.

“Okay, tell us about your character.”

“Hm? Oh… human fighter.”

“That’s it?”

“Mm-hm.”

“'Cause through the drama, I can always depend on my mama”