Sung to the tune of The Howdy Doodie Theme, which I have never seen a single episode of:
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
Repeat as long as I am filling their bowls.
Fat bois
You beautiful phat bois
You can’t lick your back
You can’t lick your bum
Because you’re a beautiful phat boiOh, an idea- sung to the tune of Bad Boys:
Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Can’t lick your back, it’s to fat for you Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do, fluffy tubber tuuuuuuuube?
Isabella Bizzy Boo
she’s a kitty, yes you do
she is grey and furry too
she’s an Izzy Bizzy Boo
Pussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
yo cat, you want some fat pellets?
What is the tune of this song?
Whenever they beg for food outside of feeding time and loiter at the food area, i start singing “you still belong to meeeeeee” over and over while i get more invasive of their personal space until they scamper off
Corporal cuddling, the ultimate cat discipline technology.
they hate it & they love it
Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy
Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Shake your Jezzie,
Shake your Jezzie! 🎶
(Her name is Jezebel, and I’m not very creative, lol)
“They call her Maya”, to the tune of the 1960s Flipper theme, with improvised lyrics mostly on the topic of prettiness, cuddlyness, and diva nature.
Started as a song about her brother Tigger, on the topic of handsomeness, food motivation, and mischievousness. Sadly Tigger passed away recently :(
Usually just Kiiiittttyyyyy sung like an opera over and over. Maybe with some Italian sounding noises thrown in.
You mean you’re only supposed to have one???
…I have a certain pop song stuck in my head at the moment, so I was singing Pink Spooky Club to my cat earlier.
Long cat
Long cat
He is long
And is a cat
Long cat
Disclosure: my wife is the singer songwriter in the house so this is technically her’s
I have many sayings for my cat and my dog but haven’t made any songs. I have sung other songs others have made to them. Typically my cat is the making songs. She sings a sad ballad when she thinks she’s home alone as she carries her toy until she finds us.
I know the lyrics to that song, it goes MOUUUUUUR.
MOUUUUUUUURR murrrrrr MOUUUURRRR murrrrr murrrrrrr thud (she drops her toy onto the ground)
A sort of country blues song about how my cat would ignore my friend until they went into the bathroom to poop, and then the cat was all about hanging out and being affectionate.
“You only love me when I’m pooping…”
Ohhh that’s our baby cat! All purrs and pets when you’re on the toilet, otherwise you gotta hunt her down to find and pet her!
Who’s my precious little
Tiny baby boy?
Who’s my tiny little
Precious baby boy
Baby boy?
The exact melody and lyrics vary, but it’s always in the Dorian mode with lots of little arpeggios. And always sung with an operatic voice, with the “r” in “precious” heavily rolled
