Picarcher
Shatcard 007.

… fuck you and the shuttle you rode in in for sharing this with the world.

Watch out for rocks!
Fair.
Stewart is still a handsome man despite his hair loss, but that doesn’t seem to apply to Shatner - he certainly got lucky.
Honestly he seems a bit better looking without the hair, what a lucky lad
This is Captain George Costanza erasure, and I will not stand for it. WILL NOT STAND!
The Soup Cardassian was always my favorite side character.
“You want yamok sauce?”
“Yes, please.”
“Three strips of latinum.”
Its well known Shatner has been wearing a hair piece for decades, same with Ted Danson
He certainly got a lucky toupee. :)
Stewart is looks so much better without hair.
So Colin Mochrie could have been picked as Picard and no one would be the wiser?
You mean…

Oh man I’m going to have to try and find that one that one sounds funny.
S2e36 (Drew Carey era) is the first usage during the Superheroes sketch. The idea of Captain Hair shows up some 5 or 6 more times throughout.
Bald Kirk is going to “accidentally” phaser an Ambassador while quail hunting.
Picard with hair kinda looks like Archer, tbh
I re-watch Enterprise regularly and I STILL immediately think of Sterling Archer instead of Johnathan Archer D=
gives me Scott Bakula vibes (Quantum Leap)
Scott Bakula played Captain Johnathan Archer in Star Trek: Enterprise as well!
Oh, crap, thought we were talking about Archer the animated character
My bad
The right picture looks EXACTLY like epic Lloyd from epic rap battles of history.

Oh wow. Did he do Kirk in any ERB video? Seems obvious in hindsight.
confirmed, Epic Lloyd is Captain Kirks son.
Off to the agony booth with you!
Captain Pic-haired makes me uncomfortable. I would not follow him to sto-vo-kor.
Indeed, his silvered and precise tonsure inspired confidence, like the curve of a freshly honed bat’leth.
Jeans Tiberius Pikirk
I wonder if still exists that screen test of Picard with a wig speaking with a French accent that Stewart talked about in an interview.
There are a lot of fakes claiming to be from that screen test, unfortunately.
But we do see him in a wig in “I, Claudius” from the 70s.

That one’s not bad though, the style suits him.










