Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.
What’s taters precious
boil them mash them stick em in a stew.
Fucking hell “maters” 🍅
I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.
Tbh, excepting maybe bail peprs, I think they’re all written phonetically for the local accent.
Nah it’s Zookini for sure
It’s supposedly Tejas and therefore they know how to spell and pronounce jalapeno.
Took me the longest to identify though. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna stew.
I guess they don’t have any naners?
It ain’t got no gas in it!
Read this in maters voice
Omfg! Same!
I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.
“Bail“ is a word.
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The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
You mean the peprs…
And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.
Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You’d do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they’re like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically)
We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren’t willing to handle it. I almost said can’t, but I thought for a second.
They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.
why do you gotta be all eugenicsy about it
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.
Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.
No prizes for guessing why that’s the one word they can spell
Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently
Here’s my lawyer with bail papers.
Tried too hard. Anyone who’s illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would’ve gone for peper at least.
I bet that’s some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.
Bet those maters taste awesome tho…
What’s a mater?
No really, I don’t know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
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He is Sir Tow Mater, thank you.
Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!
I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.
I’m not sure if this is the guy I’m thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such… unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.
A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, “you are not immune to
propagandaadvertising”.The consultant and artist who conceived and realized that sign both went to Yale. The company who holds a regulatory-captured monopoly on all Texas roadside produce stands paid their agency $6.5M for this design.
And just because I made this up, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
I think you mean they went to Y’aIl.
they also went to jail, but that’s unrelated
Oh no, rage bait posts have come to real life.
People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.
Spelling errors were frequent, but they got pushed out of meta by just asking a question.
“Here’s a screenshot from [game]. What’s your favourite?”
…and everyone proceeds to just post their fav game without reading any other comments and the post shoots up to the top of /r/all
I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.
I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.
Ah you’re talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make
It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.
Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?
Potatoes and tomatoes…lol
