seems hawaii is up for grabs
Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?
In MN minding our damn business lol!
Why is there always a force field around CO?
It’s a smoke cloud hovering over that section of the Rockies, and Colorado just forgot to turn their regional identity reference in for… reasons…
CO should also be, “Even the liberals have guns.”
Meth and mountains. Even the OOP couldn’t get in to write it.
I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit
NY would put up a big fight. Brooklyn can’t go without artisanal kombucha more than a week.
Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men’s flesh, sells some of it as “ground pork, low quality”
*bath salts
The author of the image doesn’t know about the weed farm filled northern California and how unsafe it can be up there.
Or the mushroom turf wars in Oregon. Brutal!
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-08-01-me-19088-story.html
Why do you think it said what it did? (It was supposed to be a little “surprise”!)
Although now that weed is legal, that stuff is a lot less spicy. Speaking as someone that used to sell hydroponics equipment.
I was gonna say, maybe SF is relatively unarmed, but good luck in the East Bay.
It should be titled “why America will never be united”
Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is “not worth it”.
Wonder what’s censored up there in northern Idaho
Edit: found it
Yep, fairly accurate
I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that’s fair. Once you get out of the city, it’s hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.
it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen
Don’t forget Oregon, which was literally founded to be a white ethnostate.
Well I hope OP censored it because they believe the rest will take them out…I can dream right?
Unless Alberta is invading, I doubt anyone would bother even going there.
Fair. Fuck Alberta and their wanting to separate from Canada as well as Nazis.
Idaho-Montana is white supremacist doomsday preppers, but it looks like someone scrubbed something to that effect out.
Going srs on the meme here, but irregular fighters are generally terrible. No standard of training or fitness, no command structure, no logistics networks. Fighting behind enemy lines with little to no support is usually the bailiwick of highly trained commandos, not tubby white dads who go hunting once a year during 6-day rifle season. All these people would be fodder without getting their shit together first.
Oh, and we’re proving ourselves to be a bunch of yellow-belly cowards every single day the Republicans remain in power. There is not an ounce of martial pride in being an American.
I found the original and posted it above, it does in fact say “Nazis”.
My winter shorts are darker in color so as to preserve heat better, thank you very much.
To be fair I’m pretty sure you need guns in most of Alaska.
And if you don’t have one, be very assured that there are several gun stores between your current location and your destination.
I spent 2 summers there working at a fish processing plant, saw lots of gun shops.
You are not the top of foodchain anywhere moose, bears and wolves move more easily than people.
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Gun ownership is restricted(1 gun per 27 people vs 1.5:1 in the US.), so they would be up against polynesian melee weapons and a fierce Ha’a.
Sure, there are military bases and the Pacific Fleet to get past, but we are assuming landfall is possible with the map.
Meh, if they can get there.
I hear the JSDF is rearming, and is pissed off that Trump is being an idiot.
Hear me out, Pearl Harbor 2.0, can’t go tits up.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this was drawn by a Texan. Americans think they are the only “tough guys” because they’re assholes. Come and mess with Canada, we’ll put you back in your place, chumps.
Meh, as someone who grew up in swamp puppy land I think this whole map is why people like Trump get away with touting places in America as being dangerous and people believing it enough for congress to not shut it down. I’ve been up and down the east coast, stayed in every borough except Staten Island at least once. Throw in D.C., Philly, Baltimore, Atlanta, tiny towns that most people have never heard of or couldn’t find on a map. I’ve been to Phoenix, San Diego, Dallas, Charlotte, Chicago, Memphis, Nashville… And I’m sure many I’ve forgotten. The one thing they all have in common is they have all had mostly nice people.
Go hose down your rink eh!
Give your balls a tug there bud!
Me too friend! What a small world
