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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A man in Moscow buys a newspaper...

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A man in Moscow buys a newspaper...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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    Aha I always heard this told as a Polish joke, because he could see the first page without buying it…

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    Every morning I check in to Google news hoping to see the same. When Putin dies the world will literally erupt in a giant party and I’m stocked with all sorts of party favors and have my days off reserved!

    On a side note, I wonder how it must feel to see and know that majority of the world will have a party on your death day. This has to be one of the most painful feelings in the world right? Assuming that monster has any feelings at all.

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      Who controls the nukes when he dies? “Giant party” is a naive framing of the situation.

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    If he’s only looking at the front page, why is he even buying the newspaper? Can’t he see it just by walking in front of the place?

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      You’re right. Let’s go home folks, the joke is over.

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        Wait, I demand a refund for the joke.

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          You didn’t even buy it. You just walked past.

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            Bro did you even unfold the joke lmao

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              The joke I am looking for won’t need to be

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    Old joke.

    Russian history books only need to be five words long.

    “…And then, it got worse.”

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      Holy shit I want this as a shirt because it applies to whomever the reader interprets and thats always a good thing.

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