No, in Danish the “half five” part means the same as “half past 4” on the clock: 4.5.

Then the part that most people omit nowadays, sindstyvende, means times 20.

(Half past 4) times 20 = 90.

Yeah, those are the actual lyrics. It’s “all the thoughts in my head” that’s misheard.

You don’t have to put a label on yourself. Like what you like. Everything is a spectrum, anyway. It is totally fair to enjoy looking at a woman in a way that feels a little more than heterosexual, and it doesn’t have to mean you have to label those feelings as neither romantic or sexual attraction. I am just saying this to advocate for loving yourself the way you are, I’m not sure if you need to hear it specifically :D

I think they’re saying they don’t have the money right now, but they have a means to get it. Not that they’re waiting for a deposit from the other person, lol

I think the “I’m baby” is the result of using voice to text while she’s in the car on the way home. I don’t think she’s crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

Fold your phone in to a paper plane to enter airplane mode. It won’t stop you from receiving calls, but it will look badass when your $2000 Samsung phone makes it several feet down the cul-de-sac

In order to call your mom, you have to:

Pick a color

Pick a number

Pick a number

Pick a number

No, not that number, Nora just did that and it’s not funny to get the same one twice

Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… Flips open page

You’re a turd

Wanna try again?

The joke I am looking for won’t need to be

I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants

This made me feel kind of hopeful for some reason. Also, nice foo fighters reference

I was born in 96. My first console generation was PSX and GBC, followed by GBA and PS2. I think your gf just wasn’t in to gaming when she was little.

Wait a second, Alan Turing was a queer icon? I had no idea.

I cannot fathom how anyone can allow people to be punished for loving who they love, in a consenting relationship between two adults. What a terrible and tragic story. Fuck anyone who wants to punish people for doing something that doesn’t hurt anyone; for doing something that in fact is literally the direct opposite of hurting anyone. Like, fuck them to the core, and not in any nice way.

… Is it not normal where you guys are to go to the library to read or study? Don’t they have like reading corners there?

Its even worse than that. It is completely unpredictable and just does what it want. When I type in “Vi”, the first choice is Visual Studio. It will stay on Visual Studio until I have typed in “Visual Studi”. But if I’m a fast typer, and I type in the entirety of “Visual Studio”, it opens Visual Studio Code.

So the fastest way to open up Code is to type “VSC”. This doesn’t work with “VS” for Visual Studio.

I have to type out “Spot” specifically to open Spotify. Typing out Spotify opens edge.

There are also files and programs it cannot find despite having been installed for years, even though I’ve MANUALLY added the paths to the searched directories.

If anyone of you is on Windows for whatever reason and want your mind blown, try downloading a little program called Everything. It can literally find every single program on your computer as fast as you can type. And it looks up exactly what you type in. It also supports wildcard characters etc. This is the kind of behavior I expect from my computer. Sure, make a shiny frontend for casual users who don’t need to see every single file on their system, but please, why do I have to go through third parties to get this experience on an OS that my company paid for, when I can get the same experience out of the box on any free Linux distro?

Instructions unclear; foot stuck in mouth

The original asset came from Valve who made L4D2.

But all of the models from L4D2 have long since been scraped. Many of them distributed by Valve for use in Source projects and mods. Which also means that you can find almost all of the assets available for free download with missing credits.

Ofc that doesn’t make it legal to use said models in your projects. But this is not an obvious L4D prop.

So either they got this through Valves official channels, for some reason, although I find it unlikely because i feel like Activision would have a million similar props lying around in-house…

Or someone needed a background prop, and either got it through some bogus license, free no-license download or even took it off the Source engine on purpose as a placeholder. After which no one followed up on it, because it’s an easily overlooked prop, playing a fairly insignificant role, and most likely won’t get them in any significant amount of trouble anyway.

Lmao yes, that’s perfect

Remember to drink water, this might give you dry mouth

I have a real simple solution that involves not windows

I can’t get a stepladder, my mom is still married to my real ladder.