Horny tubes of electric meat, really.
Found the topologist
“Humans are spillproof coffee mugs, researchers say”
I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants
From hole 6 or hole 7?
Scientists say “Scientific statements are meaningless when taken out of context.”
Newspapers report “Scientists say that scientific statements are meaningless.”
There are seven natural body openings or orifices providing access to an internal cavity through a natural passage called a canal, duct or meatus.
Sir, you are no coffee mug, you are a much more. You have 7 holes. 7 genus. 6 more holes than a boring old donut. Appreciate yourself!

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This is a man
But topologically, most of them don’t perforate the body. Only really the mouth-anus connection does. And additionally, for humans, the nose-throat-mouth connection, because oddly, the nose-lung and mouth-butt cavities interconnect. (Which is not the case for many other species.)
in addition to mouth anus, and mouth nose, there is also a nose eye connection (as with nose for left and right hole respectively). Depending how broken your eardrums are these would be further connections. So def. more than a donut.
Ugly bags of mostly water
Sexy bags of mostly water.
Stupid sexy flanbag
not to be confused with dielectric materials

Society
You all are horny?
Constantly. Also full on phobia of being touched.
Bad combo, do not recommend.
That just means you need an equally horny bdsm sub and a vac bed
Yeah no touching is just as bad.
I fucked up so much, this electric bag of meat isn’t even horny.








