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No way Dee Reynolds would let him near her And she bangs everyone
I heard he’s going to get a divorce so he can marry the ostrich.
We need more credible fake news.
“On a call with investors, Zuckerberg admits that their inroads into China are falling short of expectations and is considering exiting the market.”
Hit him in the wallet, not the scrotum.
Why not both?
I hear deep fakes are getting pretty good
How about the first episode of Black Mirror?
Allegedlys
Poor ostrich…
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That implies consent, which I’m sure no Ostrich would give.
DM me for the video
“For” or “With”?
Yes.
I saw it happen
Allegedly.
I Suppose… If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it… We could find someone… Someone who farms Ostriches
I don’t think we need to invite them, though.
No it actually happened I was there
You’re Boots?! I thought you didn’t talk.
It’s a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.
It was a sick ostrich
Allegedly
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Pitter patter…
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
Mark Fuck-a-Bird
Have my upvote
Bad gas travels fast on social media
I was the ostrich, so I’m making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark “Suckerberg”, you got a small dick. It’s like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
Aw come on. Let’s not just tell blatant lies. The ostrich fucked Zuckerberg, get your facts straight people
Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of “Sportswashing”, where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.
