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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

What's wrong, babe?

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    1 year ago

    Funny how little head there is

    • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That’s what she said

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    1 year ago

    Guinning!

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

    I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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      Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

      (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

    • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Wait… Am I a dude bro now?

      • scutiger@lemmy.world
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        You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it

        • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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          1 year ago

          Mind optional in most cases.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 year ago

      I would honestly try it. And regret it

    • StarMerchant938@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      I’ll try most things once.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        1 year ago

        Have you tried Pilk?

        • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          What’s pilk

          • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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            pigeon milk.

            • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              How do you get pigeon milk?

              • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

              • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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            Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            1 year ago

            Pepsi + Milk

            • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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              In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                That might actually taste good comparitably.

              • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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                I thought piss and milk.

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

                • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                  I honestly don’t even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn’t quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.

                  It’s certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.

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    Guinster

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      GONSTNESS

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      Monnness

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        That’s if float the green part on top.

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          THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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            THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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        Three Ns mandatory

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      I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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        gainan is also a place in south america.

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    deleted by creator

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    Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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      So trash?

  • Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
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    Can you don’t?

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    Cursed stout snakebite

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    We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

    1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

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      I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.

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    This is a crime.

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      I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

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      A crime of passion.

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        Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

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    Guinster or nothing.

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    This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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      Like water.

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    I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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      Frankensteins monster.

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    If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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      Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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        Can you give us idiots a clue?

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          They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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          Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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