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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Anyone have spare infinity nuts? Mine came with -7 instead

  • Hodrobond@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    And a normal hex key for assembly

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      I think it’s still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end

      Unless that’s just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don’t know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I’m sorry

      • Hodrobond@lemmy.world
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        Ah, touche, didnt realize I could see both ends of it 🙃

    • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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      I feel like a significant opportunity was missed there.

      edit: oh, it was too subtle for me to notice

  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    I had an extra first item

    • visc@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      An extra 1/3 or an extra 1/4?

      • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Yes and also no

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    1 year ago

    That’s what their stuff always look like when I put it together

  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
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    I had a joke about IKEA, but I’m still putting it together.

  • notarobot@lemmy.zip
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    1 year ago

    The famous 3 by 4

  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works
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    See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don’t tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!

    • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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      Install it somewhere else, then.

  • Potato Lover 💾 No brain found@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I am guessing Jeblo is also an explicit way to say exploded in Polish.

    Related to the Polish mines that were found at IKEA

    According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing.

    Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”

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