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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Ibuprofen

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Ibuprofen

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  • Trevita17@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Also lotion and antacids.

  • Emilie Easie@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 year ago

    LOL

    yeah 🥲

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The Union Jack boot-heel is a pretty big hint. I have kitchen ibuprofen and bathroom ibuprofen, does that count?

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      What are you doing in the bathroom to make you need ibuprofen after?

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Getting ready for bed. Laying in which will make me too stiff and unconfortable to sleep without an NSAID (or sometimes a SAID) onboard.

  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    No idea what this is referencing. But have “purse” ibuprofen, home ibuprofen, and even minivan ibuprofen.

    Why yes, I do have chronic pain and migraines. How could you tell?

    • fulcrummed@lemmy.world
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      The minivan was my clue

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      No idea?! Are the spice girls so old and unknown?! :(

      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Oh is that what this is referencing? I definitely knew of the Spice Girls, I was just never really into them when I was younger. I was one of those kids whose family only really listened to Country music and didn’t really branch out much until like the mid 2000s. But when I did I was more into like Linkin Park, Celldweller, and like random DDR and anime music.

    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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      You just need some Spice in your life Girls.

      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        I sent the image to my partner and accidentally caused her psychic damage by not immediately knowing that this was the Spice Girls too. I was born in '90 while she was born in '85 and I was like 26 when we got together, so we’re not that far apart in age. But where that gap falls is sometimes huge for us.

        She’s apocalyptically gay, like “Mistook not being entirely repulsed by a boy for having a crush on them,” gay. So naturally, she was obsessed with the Spice Girls. I knew of them, but I didn’t really start branching out in my music tastes until the mid 2000’s. Before that it was basically entirely the Country music my Mom listened to or the Classic Rock my Dad listened to.

        So yeah, this was another thing that I accidentally caused psychic damage to my partner with because of our age difference.

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      1 year ago

      If you wanna be my lover!..

      … you gotta bring me my meds.

      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Omg that’s so good!

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Make it last forever!

          Soon I’ll need Depends~!

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Winner of the thread.

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          hehehe!

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      deleted by creator

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m not convinced acetaminophen is a drug. It might just be my problematic caffeine addiction but a can of pepsi is usually a better headache medicine than Tylenol.

      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        I would but acetaminophen does nothing for me and I’ve got liver function issues largely from being well… large. Doc has told me to just avoid acetaminophen.

        All I can really do is just only take the ibuprofen when none of the non-medication remedies help.

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      I Wannabe in possession of minivan ibuprofen.

  • 0ndead@infosec.pub
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    I think you mean purse paracetamol and home paracetamol

    • saigot@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      You mean purse autism and home autism?

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      I’m guessing this is joke about US vs rest of the world,

      But acetaminophen is Paracetamol

      Ibuprofen is ibuprofen

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        If you’re old enough to recognise the shoes, ibuprofen might give you heartburn and you might actually carry paracetamol around instead

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          Ok, that one I didn’t know, then the original comment makes sense.

  • BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It’s my car ibuprofen and antacids , my work ibuprofen and antacids , and my home ibuprofen and antacids thank you very much.

  • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s a lunchbox, not a purse. Get your facts straight.

    • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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      Snap tin in Yorkshire.

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    And another at work.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Yo, tell me what you want, what you really, really want, I’ll tell you want I want, what I really, really want … I really, really want some ibuprofen

    I having some now from my desk supply of ibuprofen, but I do also have some garage ibuprofen and some bedroom ibuprofen … the best part is that I am a big brown long haired Native guy that knows these damned lyrics … and I’m embarrassed to say I know who all the shoes belong to - clockwise from the Union Jack high heel - Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Posh, Baby.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.

    • ultranaut@lemmy.world
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      When you spice up your life for so long it starts to hurt.

    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m guessing people who remember them are now old enough to need this medication.

  • myster0n@feddit.nl
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    I have expired Ibuprofen. It’s in my bathroom. So not that spicy.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I know them but almost never use ibuprofen. No sign of mild chronic pain in me yet.

  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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    When’s the last time you checked the expiration date on all this ibuprofen?

    • unconsequential@slrpnk.net
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      No need to just ask my kidneys

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    home’s bathroom and kitchen cabinets + office drawer + car’s glovebox

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    I grew up with those sassy bitches.

    I don’t take ibuprofen, but I do drink a lot of caffeine to dull the ocular migraines.

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      This is the way

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