Imagine defying the universal odds and getting to be sentient for a blip of existence in a vast, ancient universe and you end up being this fucking loser.
Guy is ugly AF he is peak gooback.
Gooback? That’s a new one to me. What’s it mean exactly?
He tookerder!
It’s from South Park, S8 E7 – the ‘took er jerbs’ episode. ‘Goobacks’ were immigrants from the future where the world had become a hellscape.
Pleaaaaase make him a martyr asap
Guy looks like he has trouble spelling his own name OMFG
He can hide his own Easter eggs.
He told officers that he did not own a firearm but that he would buy one to shoot up the nightclub.
Okay… so dude calls crisis line to rant and rave and make threats. Cops get called on him. But then you go ahead and tell the cops you’re going go buy a gun to shoot up the club?
You’re in enough trouble as is, shut the fuck up, or actually don’t so you spend more time in jail, but wow. So much fail.
It sounds like the guy wasn’t getting much action at the gay clubs, so decided to try his luck in prison.
And they let him out on bail. Wtf isnt that at least a 72 hr psych hold?
I’m just gonna hold my breath until right wing grifters and politicians condemn this violence
It’s all the Halo he played, obviously.
He looks more like an AD&D guy.
Sweet. Someone kill Charlie Kirk again just to piss him off even more.
No gun, I bet there’s no case that stands. He already threatened to shoot people before. Must be preparing for his TPUSA interview.
Somebody needs to pay more attention to their vocabulary homework.
Imagine being such a loser lmao
Dude is going to find love in prison and do a 180 on those LGBT views. Don’t drop the soap pal!
Haha prison rape!
Honestly, I think prison rape is pretty funny when it happens to people like this.
I don’t owe people like him sympathy or good will. They haven’t earned it. He wanted to murder innocent people. I’ll have a good chuckle if he gets gaped and turned into someone’s warm hole.
Fun fact: If you’re joking about rape, it’s probably not a good joke.
Psychotic take tbh
This guy represents the entire GOP and is one of their hero’s. They are sad he was not able to complete his mission.
American conservatism is a racist domestic terrorism movement.
I’d say “change my mind”, but you won’t. Because that’s quite literally what it is.
They said it themselves at CPAC a few years back. I’m sure someone has the picture…
The right are stochastic terrorist murderers, and we are the infidels.
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Funnily enough he knows exactly where all the gay bars are.
He canvassed the area several times to really understand what went on. He couldn’t leave before tasting much of the menu…
