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itsokayimokay@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

My online foreign friend is wildin

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itsokayimokay@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    The list of women I know who have ever wanted a dick pic:

    The list of dick pics women I know that have received them unsolicited: Allocation failed - JavaScript heap out of memory

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      Your wife, she said she wants to finally see a real one.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        “Haha it’s like a penis but smaller.” - my ex-wife.

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    Unlessss…?

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      Nay… Banish that thought…

      Edit: 'Lest … thou desire to send…?

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    Wait, is that true? I thought it was just Jews, Muslims and sometimes people who need to do it for medical reasons…

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      No in the US it’s almost standard practice

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        The US is such a third world country. Freedom my ass.

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          Interesting logic chain

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        It was very common in Canada too. My parents decided to break the cycle with me, but I was the only uncircumcised guy in the locker room growing up in the 90s.

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          I think it’s much less common in canada now. Especially in the Atlantic provinces

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        Weird. TBH I didn’t know that. I’m not, my brothers not. My kid is not, nephews, cousins etc. Come to think about it, I don’t know why I know this. But it was an easy decision to tell the doc: “do you want to cut part of his penis off?” My ex and I were both sort of surprised it’s still asked: “uhhhm. Noooo. Nope. That’s a 100% no.”

        Actually come to think of it, the dude she cheated on me with wasn’t either.

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          Actually come to think of it, the dude she cheated on me with wasn’t either.

          How’d you find that out?

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            His superpower might be that he can tell if somebody in close proximity to him has the entirety of their penis.

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              Don’t tell the republican party about him.

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          When we had our kid, it wasnt even mentioned. An “at request” service.

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          It’s been declining but in 1981 it was at peak with 65% of male babies circumcised. In 2007 it got down to 55%. Source: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/circumcision_2013/circumcision_2013.htm

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            Damn, I‘m happy that this isn‘t common practice in Germany.

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      It was made common practice after the guy who invented corn flakes said it should be done to stop men from masturbating.

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        That guy was the wet dream of hand lotion producers in the USA

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      deleted by creator

  • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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    I think it’s starting to fall out of vogue. We didn’t have our kids circumcised cause like… why bother? My mom told me and all my brothers are circumcised cause she thought uncircumcised penises looked weird. I do not really care what my kids genitals look like…

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      Bruh, my nephew… They had to delay his circumcision because the poor guy’s member was “too small.” I tried to convince my family members that they should just not do it.

      But, no. They waited until he was big enough and went ahead with the circumcision. This was only about 13 years ago.

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        Liberals will bemoan genital mutilation in third world countries and take their children to get circumcised with a big soyfaced smile and think nothing is wrong

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          you managed to say an opinion I vaguely agree with in the worst way possible

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    Just link to any one of the free porn videos produced in America this past year. Ez

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      There’s free American porn!?

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    I bet wikimedia commons is full of example pictures of that kind of stuff.
    They may have a bit of an exhibitionist problem.

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    But it’s for science!

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        Yes, I’m a gay scientist, why do you ask?

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          For science, obviously.

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    It’s not gay if its for syanse.

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