I’m getting the feeling they might have an arcade in there
or a kidnapper
They always get me like this…
Without the coyote, tbe roadrunner would be bored to death
Gamblers are the coyote in our universe
I’d love to walk up to a member of staff and ask where the arcade is, just to see their reaction.
They would just be annoyed. I used to work for Disney in Tomorrowland. I would be standing at the entrance of one of the attractions greeting guests, and at least once a day a guest would ask me where the restrooms are. I would point to the 10 foot wide sign that says “RESTROOMS” right behind them and say “over there”.
You and fifty other people that day.
Alternately, we’re in a simulation and the textures have glitched.
Eh, where’s the arcade or kiosks?
This has the feel of a trap. There’s something in my hindbrain that wants absolutely none of this.
“NO”








