Split myself down the middle and play with both cats
Turn around bc I forgot my water
Can you grab mine since you’re going back?
Lay on the ground and meow
Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
That’s what a cat would do
Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.
Go into either room, pick up the cat in it, then throw it in the other room and close the door.
I found the dog owner
Hey you took my answer
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Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Sometimes you can even close one
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?
Left one’s the liar 100%
Racist!
Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.
If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.
Pfft, easy. I always have a full roasted chicken hidden about my person. ALWAYS!
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
I sit right where this pic was taken from and start clicking my tongue and blinking at em. Their move.
Power move. I like it.
