Fake and gay ☕
And then everybody clapped
I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know
There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag
No.
Everyone had clap.
We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.
Like that stupid reminder bot.
Jokes one everyone; it doesn’t work anymore. What happy day that was.
Reminder bot at least had a purpose and had to be manually triggered by someone to act. I’m talking about the annoying ones, like the spelling bot, it just scraped as much as it could, looked for common spelling errors and corrected people. Good thing bots were getting banned left and right. People aren’t original. When on /freefolk the Bobby bot got successful via a meme, there were like 10 other copycats the next week, made by people who didn’t know that nobody called the character “bobby” unless they wanted to invoke it. So then, a bot would pop up for writing Tyrion, Cersei, Tywin, etc, which were used always, since it was a fandom subreddit.
If my spouse was on 4chan, yeah I’d too do everything to destroy them forever
Fake but people will upvote anything that creates propaganda for their preferred narrative 🙄. No critical thinking.
And what the kind of “propaganda” is this creating, exactly? Do you even know what that word means?
Faking stuff on 4chan? A lie on the Internets?
This is why, as a straight dude, I wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. They’re people, just like everyone else, and I’m sure there’s some that are just terrible people, but on the whole, they’re just folks trying to find their happiness just like everyone else.
I consider myself an ally, and I’ll use any power I have to promote equality for everyone; whether that entails voting against people who would take their rights away, or try to silence them or whatever, speaking out against tyranny or judgemental asshats… It doesn’t matter.
IMO, we are people first. Your choice in name, pronouns, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc, are all secondary to the fact that you are a human person deserving of all the same rights and privileges afforded to everyone else.
My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.
“This is why” you say of a fake greentext.
My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.
While not so bad now that they’re legally allowed to marry, this joke was kinda cringey before then. “Sure you don’t have the right to marry who you love like most people do, but ‘wife bad’, amiright??”
I think the joke is ‘spouse bad’
Youre the one who put a gender on it
I can’t say for sure, but I suspect that it’s mostly hetero males who make this joke. Just like the many “wife bad” boomer comics.
It’s was only hetero males getting married in the past… The fuck you on about? Are you just trying to find something to be offended by?
What’s the gold star?
Never been physical with any non-lesbians wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_star_(slang)
Edit: tangentially related, is markdown broken? My embedded links link to my instance’s post function and that’s… undesirable.
I don’t care whether this story is true or not but I can absolutely confirm that lesbian friends fucking rock
My friends have reciprocated every ounce of support I’ve given, have helped be to better myself, boosted my confidence, have given me perspectives on life and interpersonal interaction that I otherwise may have been blind to, and are generally wonderful to be around.
Sorry to rant just really love my friends and wanted to tell people they are missing out although of course your experience may vary
I do not care how true or untrue this may be.
Upvote for wholesome.
Except the cheating part.
It’s obviously not a good thing but, in this particular case, it was the cheating promoting a very wholesome outcome.
The cheater got the boot. The cheated got ahead in life.
Game. Set. Match.
You could say it’s over Für Elise
All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.
My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.
Barrel dwelling loners rise up
No. You cannot say that.
But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?
keep rollin’
