6 fucking dollars for a dozen eggs this weekend. No more bacon and egg sandwiches. Now it’s bacon and bacon sandwiches.

Wait… I’m not seeing a downside here.

Oligarchy

Screw that. I’d shock myself while they explained it just to make sure they weren’t lying.

No. You cannot say that.

Grow up and get your own fucking computer. Don’t be an asshole and fuck with someone’s else’s machine. Do whatever is required to be done on the school machine then put it away and use your own for whatever supersecret spy shit or whatever you need to hide from"The Man". I don’t fuck with my company issued machine. I do my work then use my own machine to surf porn, torrent, or what the fuck. I don’t mess around with the machine that someone’s else paid for. Because I’m not an asshole. Don’t be an asshole.