Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
I chose to believe this
She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.
He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity
You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.
Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!
That’s a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.
What is the significance of the pineapple juice?
I’ve heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter
It’s believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man’s sperm taste better.
What if you don’t like pineapple juice?
It’s just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make
But what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
Oh yeah, works like a charm.
This guy fucks
