In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.
My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot…
A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.
Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.
…that should explain a lot
clears throat WHY?!?!
To give Hollywood some fresh material
It ain’t even fresh this is straight up the plot of 28 days later!
That’s fresh enough by Hollywood standards.
This seems adjacent to the plot of Outbreak though
Right Wing conspiracy in 3… 2…
Dang DEI woke monkeys carrying a fake china disease made in a laboratory
Thanks OBiden
Driver was drinking Tylenol.
The crazy part is they were headed to Florida…
Which means despite all the existing infections, they were likely meant as a control group /s
You beat me to it…
Dear God… Just why!?!
A friend of mine sent me the first screenshot and I thought the Facebook account had just been hacked.
yeah with the way things have been going this tracks.
My monkey shipment!?!? There goes my weekend plans.
Calm down Dr. Evil
Listen, sometimes you need one hundred trillion dollars
Hey this one was NOT my fault, I only work outside of US borders
First rule of 12 monkeys club is that you do not talk about 12 monkeys club
Were they jumping on the bed?
RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.
Those monkeys are significantly more qualified than any of his current picks.
When air force 1 goes down:
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
typically the shipments aren’t mixed like this. and the front stays on. but in this case. you see, when transporting aggressive monkeys with any one of the diseases, that’s bad, but the front usually does, yes. stay on.
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
Because of course
I feel like I should check on the story in about 28 days…
Witnesses of the crash:
Also 28 weeks
Don’t bother checking after 28 months though.
one is still on the loose!
I’m pulling for you buddy. Get the revenge you deserve!
Why the hell were they transporting those monkeys from one place to another?
Funding cuts?
