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Voyager 3 will stop working halfway to Mars because it’ll try to verify the subscription status with us-east-1 and get a timeout.
And it’ll blow up half way into the sky because it was sent up by SpaceX.
That’s impressive, but in the end there is only one question:
Can it run Crysis?
Nothing can run Crysis properly…
Real crisis has never been tried before
I thought the benchmark was whether it can play Doom?
No, everything can run Doom.
If this computer from the 1950s can play DOOM, I’m gonna say there’s a good chance the Voyager computer can: https://youtu.be/no0CkQk7id0
Now.
Except ur mom because she’s so fat she can’t run.
Sorry, a joke from the Doom era escaped…
He pacemaker can run it though
Her vibrator can as well.
I’m kinda surprised there isn’t an old Newgrounds animation based off this concept.
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but can it run out of the solar system?
It already did. Many times.
sus
Agree, hard to run with no legs in a vacuum.
I really it would be working if it had newer hardware or software.
Do not the space probe
past, the space probe gone
You a word
Welp… so be it.
Amazon not mentioned because they’re down
Don’t let Microsoft get a pass azure went down last week too
It’s always DNS
Voyager’s mission parameters and expectations have only decreased since 1977, it will never be required to run newer software or investigate new objects. It is winding down and is just sending back enough data that we can use our more powerful Earth-based computers to detect the most subtle changes to the cosmic medium.
Meanwhile, we have a constantly accelerating global marketplace of new software and new ways of both working and playing games. If ya’ll were operating on a system designed to stay functional for 40+ years you would not like that system.
All that said, we do have a pretty bad problem with bloatware and software/hardware companies colluding to leverage consumers to buy and upgrade phones and computers more than necessary.
I just don’t think it’s a fair comparison if we were to get really pedantic and serious about a joke meme.
It’s not only commercial software.
We’ve come to expect more from our computers and as our processors gain more power we find ways to use it. I’m running things on a laptop that before would have required a workstation. I wanted to run an LLM on an old desktop, and 8GB RAM wasn’t enough.
True, but one of the biggest things we’re using that power for recently is “why bother optimizing?” With splashes of “can we obtain any more data from the user?”
Windows XP is more than halfway there. In case you wanted to feel old today.
Windows doesnt work in space , open a window and it crasht.
The backache and frustration with the number 67 for existing already did that, but thank you for reminding me that we had a good Windows OS once.
If ya’ll were operating on a system designed to stay functional for 40+ years you would not like that system.
Sure would. I’m sick of the move at all and break things in modern software ecosystems. Were things this bad in CLI land too, until POSIX?
Sure would
Correct, a lot of ppl who started using emacs at inception still do so today.
Yeah, there aren’t many hackers in space.
That we know of
… Bruh!
It was about that time when progress was abandoned for profit. We’ve been swirling down ever since.
We’re almost to the trickle down phase. Hang in there
That’s a long way still only 1/374th of a light year, to keep things in perspective.
I thought it hit a light day away a couple years ago, or was that Voyager 2?
It’s a hippy. On a road trip. It’s memory is the size of a thimble. It’s listening to hippy music.
And it’s far out, man.
And it’s far out, man.
Google would be the worst partner for any space related work. We plan on launching in 4 years. Oh, Google says they redesigned it, oh, now it needs updates. 3 years, 11 mo later… Google cancelled the program, we need to find another partner.
"That is great to hear. I found the bug in your code. Here is an updated version that corrects it.
🧩 Source Code"
October 20st, 2023: NASA’s Voyager Team Focuses on Software Patch, Thrusters
The team is also uploading a software patch to prevent the recurrence of a glitch that arose on Voyager 1 last year. Engineers resolved the glitch, and the patch is intended to prevent the issue from occurring again in Voyager 1 or arising in its twin, Voyager 2.
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Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 have traveled more than 15 billion and 12 billion miles from Earth, respectively. At those distances, the patch instructions will take over 18 hours to travel to the spacecraft. Because of the spacecraft’s age and the communication lag time, there’s some risk the patch could overwrite essential code or have other unintended effects on the spacecraft. To reduce those risks, the team has spent months writing, reviewing, and checking the code. As an added safety precaution, Voyager 2 will receive the patch first and serve as a testbed for its twin. Voyager 1 is farther from Earth than any other spacecraft, making its data more valuable.
test in production taken to whole another level
I could fit DOOM on one of them there spayce probes yonder.
Sure, but how many football fields away is it?
How many hotdogs laid end-to-end?
there are no football fields in space, so zero
275 billion football fields away, which might be just shy of a field goal
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