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I fix houses.
ironically these examples are pretty close to what would actually qualify as bullshit job
And here i was about to go pro gooner 🤦
I shop for people
Stay away Roman slaver!
Generate shareholder value
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
- I
- Am
- A
- Fucking
- Idiot
It doesn’t fit
Imma fucking idiot
I know you are, but what I am too, also.
Don’t be like that, Imma.
“I’m Stupid” works
I am idijit
well the job is BS so…
Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses
Nom nom nom.
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
That’s also most lawmakers/politicians/lobbyists
I make programs
I make problems
Problems make me.
student?
teacher?
I make bugs
The techy kind or the crawly kind?
Practical problems, solve
I stack produce
“Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.
‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though
I break shit
“Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems.”
Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol
That art style reminds me of hotline miami
Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?
This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.
I’m pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who’s a fisher.
Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to “real manly jobs”.
Yeah as if farmers aren’t using gps guidance climate models soil analysis and gmo/selection etc to try and eke out some profit vs the megacorps.
This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.
still bad quality. but compression hasn’t gotten that bad yet…
I temper glass.
