I’m ngfl this snortled me
Thanks friend
Ohhhh yeah getting called a cheat is fun and sexy but I’m still high from when I googled my gamer tag years ago and I had made a list of “gamers to look out for”.
mmmmmmm
You should frame that
It was on crazypeople.online
Like crazy gamers to look out for.
/jk
I use the aimlabs trainer to stay sharp.
The last time I tried to play CS, somebody politely (I thought) told me that perhaps I should play with bots.
Aww that’s brutal
The real punchline is that that was 8 years ago. And I was probably playing CS when whoever said that wasn’t born yet
I feel your pain. I load up CS a few times a year just to be reminded how old I am
Crysis 2 on the other hand, had better aim on ultrawide.
i miss pre steam and pre shield cs
“Dad? Did you find those cigarettes yet?”
My buddy and I weren’t doing so hot last year and used Halo Infinite as our therapy. Pretty sure both of us alternated between being called a bot and a cheater every other match. It’s amazing sometimes just how bad you can do and still be called a cheater. (High plat to low diamond lobbies, we weren’t amazing)
That one time in CS 1.6 I got a lucky burst and three headshots…
I miss high school, oh wait no I don’t
I never put in the time to get past about average, so lower goals for me.
29 years old and still able to make top 500 in a lot of competitive games. Hopefully it isn’t ONLY downhill from here.
Hang in there champ
Thanks friend 😭
Nobody on rocket league would ever believe someone in their mid 50s could play at champ 1 level.
And when I was having a bad game and the inevitable toxic bullshit was typed up the reply of “I’m probably over 20 years older than your dad and I’m at the same rank as you are” usually got them to stfu. It felt great.
Bathe in their anger
Crossplay get mad when I tell them im playing with a controller and im beating their keyboard and mouse ass. Son I’ve been gaming on a controller since 1984, your keyboard is no match
“I can shoot the dot in a yellow subpixel on a dpad that moves 100 pixels at a time”
There’s just something about fps with keyboard and mouse that my brain doesn’t grasp, a controller is muscle memory and second nature so I’ll always prefer them.
I’m sorry old man but you’re describing “getting carried by aim assist”
99% of crossplay shooters don’t have that while playing with others. Just for single player. These are the same arguments halo Players would shout at me when I whooped their asses with grenades and shotguns, so yeah im not a sniper but I’m the guy on the team that flushes out the enemy and may occasionally take a a death to give the team a dozen kills. But you get me in close quarters with shotguns and melee and you done!
And I mean talk about aim assist, a mouse is aim assist x100
You may as well point at things with your finger
99% of crossplay shooters don’t have that while playing with others. Just for single player.
This is literally just not true
Same to be honest. I can click my way around a screen, but I can barely aim with any precision.
I find it easier to roughly aim where someone is, and then fine tune with character body movement, which is something accomplished way easier on dual sticks
I’m 42. I suck at FPS. I downloaded battlefield 6 and hated it.
It wasn’t always this way. I still have a screenshot from COD World at War where I got over 100 kills and only died once during a game.
I miss the madness of Battlefield 1942.
I remember if you were very high up in a plane and jumped out, your play would shit his pants while falling.
I miss being good at games… But somehow I’m still better than like 50% of my teammates, it’s paradoxical
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Aging sucks. When is the anti-aging research starting?
once the last boomer is cold l.
And I want none of this healthy diet and exercise BS from the nutritionists either. I want to peel or an injection not salad.
Not gonna be for us poors, Bubba
I got accused of using scripts in a street fighter 6 lobby, I was so flattered ! And I didn’t even know scripts existed or what they do!
I am near 50 and I am not even good.
I could never remember all the button combos for fighting games like that, it’s impressive!
I don’t use them and some people frown on them but there are modern control scheme now with some auto combo and easy special moves. So it’s better than before on that front but still not for everyone I guess.
Virtua Fighter is my favorite. Simple 3 button layout and all reflex. It’s intuitive and you don’t have to remember a shit ton of moves.
He really is a vampire though
No, im still young. Nevet mind i saw that movie, face off,in the theater
I loved that movie as a kid. I wonder how it’s aged
I actually rewatched it not long ago. It holds up well.
Any other day, that would seem strange to me.
It was to me too. Lol
You’ve never seen a fancy car flying behind a plane before?
