And why couch covers exist.
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
I’m genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don’t even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they’re arll pieces of shit.
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don’t even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It’s not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
Vance has a Babyface because he just recently left the clone tank peter tiel grew him inside of.
That’s normal. Vance is just a golem thiel has been regrowing over and over for thousands of years.
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
It’s just the tip!
…of the shitberg
My very favorite game!
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.Throwing you drink in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
Make sure you’re using a heavy glass and to throw it with the drink.
Won’t that just end up giving them excuses?
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
Elon’s, post surgery.
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I’m a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
Show her the photo. She will understand.
I have already done so. We’re now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It’s turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn’t expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Can we get a halmark movie about this please.
This is the Christmas movie I need
With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won’t have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I’m not even a woman.
We’ve given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞
And I’m not even a couch
They all even look like pieces of shit.
“We’re cool! We ARE! You aren’t cool, we are, so we say who’s cool, and you aren’t cool. We are. So there.”
“Yeah, sure, you’re real cool, whatever.”
“Well, we are.”
“Mm-hm.”
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
Can’t forget tampon Tim
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!
