“Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!”
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Science says you may be both!
Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
Fart fetishists out here living forever
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
Finally, some good farting news
Big Fart propaganda!!
Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
It’s just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition
Doesn’t seem like that’s the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else’s farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.
I’ve been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that’s beneficial…I’ll pass.
Certain amounts? Like, if you die, that was too much?
I mean… Yeah? You’d suffocate from the lack of oxygen. 🤷♂️
This is a screenshot of a news article.
This is a very astute observation.
Asstoot observation 😂🤣
true
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.
Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?
Crop dusting only
I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake






